Thursday, August 23, 2007

Redneck mother

All statements made by a very drunk, older woman:

1) “I don’t really like the cocksucker but he makes sense sometimes.”

2) “If I want to take a nap on my lunch break, it’s my prerogative."

3) “What would you do if a guy was slumped over on your grass? You’d try to run him over too and you better have a gun.”

4) “The state recognizes gay marriage – Why SHOULDN’T I marry my sister?”

- In a bar in the St. John's neighborhood

-- Overheard by Breanna

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