Monday, March 29, 2010

Guy:Not only is she hot, she likes
and shit!

- Muu Muu's
-- Overheard by Rich

Thursday, March 25, 2010


Jewish chick: That's the best thing about being a Jew, though. You get all the best fur when someone dies.

- At bar in SW Portland
-- Overheard by Alex

Monday, March 22, 2010

Money shot

After a father takes a picture of his 8 year old son and 6 year old daughter,

Mother: Was that the money shot?
Father: Yep, that was the money shot.

- Portland International Airport
-- Overheard by Hotsoupwoman

Sunday, March 21, 2010

When in Rome

Woman, to her friend: He never wears pants, unless other people are wearing pants; then he will wear pants.

- Walgreens
-- Overheard by Broadside Johnnie

Tuesday, March 16, 2010


Girl on cellphone: My biggest problem is that when I hang out with rappers, and I start drinking, I start rapping.

-- Overheard by Tom

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Bad Cook

Little girl to mom who was looking at a cookbook: God is a bad God because he makes bad food.

- Borders
-- Overheard by Fatema

Thursday, March 11, 2010


"Anyone want a chocolate pussy?" said a guy holding one up. He had an immediate taker.

- PSU's Food for Thought Cafe
-- Overheard by Emily

Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Unseemly shuffleboard

By the shuffleboard table in the Broadway Brewery:

Old guy: You guys want to buy me a beer before I go home?
Young guys playing shuffleboard: Nope. Not at all. Have a good night."
Old guy: Shuffleboard, eh? Shuffle it up your ASS!

- Overheard by Eric

Sunday, March 07, 2010

Whole grain goodness

At Saturday market on Sunday, a larger woman is walking by the food vendors, presumably looking for something to eat:

Woman: Ooh quesadillas! Wait, whole grain tortilla? Oh hell no!

- Overheard by Tracy

Thursday, March 04, 2010

Show her you'd do it all over again

This one happened just tonight at Outback Steakhouse on 82nd. A table of five gentlemen in their 60's (?) were talking quite loudly.

Man 1: His ex was calling her over & over, telling her not to marry him, don't do it, it will ruin your life.

Man 2: That happened to a buddy of mine in Reno. He killed himself to get away from it.

Man 3:
Oh, yeah! Him.

Man 2:
He stepped in front of a bus.

- Overheard by Zen Angel

Wednesday, March 03, 2010


".... And they're packed in there so tight, we have cut them apart with scissors to keep them from mating."

- At the CCC
-- Overheard by a number of curious bike cleaners