Saturday, August 07, 2010

That Sam Adams

Bitter old man: So they told you no more plastic bags?
Checker: No, I just came in one day and they were gone.
Bitter old man: That Sam Adams, (grumble chuckle grumble)
Checker: Actually, Fred Meyer decided on their own to stop using plastic bags.

Bitter old man: Well, you know, that Sam Adams, (grumble chuckle grumble)

- West Hollywood Fred Meyer
-- Overheard by Alex

Thursday, August 05, 2010

California Dreaming

Douche Bag #1: How many strips clubs have you been to in California?
Douche Bag #2: I dunno, 4 or 5.
Douche Bag#1: And were the strippers hot?
Douche Bag #2: Most of them.
Douche Bag #1: Well prepare yourself, 'cause here the girls are WAY worse.

- Waiting for a bus on the corner of SW Burnside and 6th
-- Overheard by "T"

Monday, August 02, 2010

Delivery room

Unseen woman in stall 1: I mean, if you're going to have a baby in a public bathroom, at least take it with you when you leave.

Unseen woman in stall 2: Right!

- Sweet Tomatoes restaurant bathroom (Clackamas)
-- Overheard by Jill

Sunday, August 01, 2010


A Hipster gal riding her bike sans helmet, while smoking a cigarette, says to her friend, about Burgerville: ...An antifast food fast food place.

You're in the right city, guys

Man to woman, sitting in the sun on the bar's patio drinking a beer: Just think -- if we lived in San Diego, we could do this every day.
Woman: If we had a baby sitter.
Man: And if we liked the sun.

- At the Moon and Sixpence
-- Overheard by Leila