Monday, July 31, 2017

I Want You!

In today's episode of Portlandia, I was walking on NW 20th and Hoyt when this guy kneels down in front a homeless lady and asks me to listen.
I thought he was going to propose, but instead he said:
Mary Ann, I just met you today and your birthday is April 26. Will you become the first member of my Suicidal Army?"
You can't make this shit up!