Saturday, June 26, 2010

Religious restrictions

Woman: Hey! You took your arm off my shoulders again!
Man: I'm sorry! I'm catholic...

- Overheard by Cecilia

Wednesday, June 23, 2010


Gal: You had me at "Bag of dicks."

- Muu Muu's
-- Overheard by Rich

Thursday, June 03, 2010

The Man Show

Guy: You know that woman's book "Eat, Pray, Love?" I'm writing a book about my own journey and I'm calling it: "Drink, Whore, Nap."

- PDX airport
-- Overheard by Rich