Knuckles

Lady: What is wrong with your knuckles?

Teenager: What? There is nothing wrong with them.

Lady: Yea, they are all red and banged up. Look, look at my knuckles. Mine don't look like that. Well you could see them if I wasn't so fat. But they are there.

- Sweet Tomatoes
-- Overheard by Gerald

Cat Stories: Come Tell Your Tale March 19, 2011

UPDATE: In this podcast, I interview Phil Farrell from Smell Mop on the upcoming Cat Stories show. Download the MP3.

Here's a place where you will undoubtedly overhear some weird stuff:

The band known as Smell Mop will present Cat Stories, a live interactive performance on Saturday, March 19 at 9:30am at Joe's Cellar, 1332 Northwest 21st Avenue in Portland.

Cat lovers are invited to get up on stage and tell a story about their favorite pet while the band performs a musical accompaniment.

The truth hurts

Earnest blonde discussing facelifts: She needed that lift. She told me, 'Oh, I didn't really need it,' but I told her..."

- Bread & Ink
-- Overheard by lauraf

Video: NUTZ

In this film shot in Portland, a man wakes up from a dream of a squirrel apocalypse.

Produced by Honor System Snack Box.