Video: Seven Meals from Chaos

In this video, I read my short story "Seven Meals from Chaos." Recorded at the First Time Stories at Joe's Cellar, May 21, 2011.

Read the full text: http://flexrex.wordpress.com/2011/05/11/seven-meals-from-chaos-2/

Video: First Time Stories at Joe's Cellar, May 21, 2011

In this video, Portland people tell First Time Stories at Joe's Cellar, May 21, 2011.

Blunt Advice

"I told her, 'I don't smoke nobody's shit that's already rolled up'"

- on the MAX
-- Overheard by Broadside Johnnie

The "First Time" Stories, May 21 at Joe's Cellar

Cat Stories Productions will present "The First Time Stories" at 10:00am, May 21 at Joe's Cellar.

FIRST TIME STORIES
TIME: 10:00am
DATE: Saturday, May 21, 2011
PLACE: Joe's Cellar, 1332 Northwest 21st Avenue, Portland

We need your stories!
Got a story about the First Time you did something? Get up on stage and tell your tale while the Snow Snakes band performs a musical accompaniment.

The Bus - gateway to harder commutes

"Southwest Hamilton Street and Barbur Boulevard. Transfer to other buzz lines."

- Automated digital voice on the PA, #54 bus, approaching a stop that serves many other routes.

-- Overheard by Broadside Johnnie

Ripped City Blazin'

Rose Garden Concourse, following 97-92 win over Dallas, April 21, shuffling en masse toward the exits:

Crowd chanting in unison: Let's go Blazers! (clap clap clap-clap-clap) Let's go Blazers! (clap clap clap-clap-clap)

Nearby fan #1 chanting in sync: Let's go faster! (clap clap clap-clap-clap) Let's go faster! (clap clap clap-clap-clap)

Nearby fan #2 chanting in sync: I smell po-ot! (clap clap clap-clap-clap) I smell po-ot! (clap clap clap-clap-clap)

- Overheard by Broadside Johnnie