By Pure Deduction

Woman #1 (in the stall): "I'm just so glad that men have their own bathrooms. You know what they do?"

Woman #2 (at the sink): "What? What are you talking about?"

Woman #1: "Men. You know they... they pee standing up."

Woman #2: "Umm, yes. Yes they do."

Woman #1: "And they only sit to go poop."

Woman #2: "Ok, so how do you know all this?"

Woman #1 (poking her head out of the stall): "You know what? I've been thinking about it for a long time."

- Chevy's

-- Overheard by Stella