"So I started my own business. You heard of Quixtar? They used to be Amway but now they do everything online. I used to work at Target but now I'm on disability because I couldn't handle the stress. Anyway, with this business, you sell stuff that people need anyway like dog food and vitamins and stuff and the more people you get underneath you, the more the money just rolls in. Are you interested?"
"Actually, I have a good job that pays really well."
"So you won't be mad if I retire before you?"
- Orenco Station
-- Overheard by Rich