(My friends and I walk up to a group of people crowded around a collapsed female streetkid; a male streetkid is kneeling at her side.)
My friend: Is there anything I can do to help? I'm a critical care nurse.
Male streetkid: I know how to keep people breathing! I did heroin for years!
(At this point, we walked away, and heard sirens shortly thereafter.)
- SW 10th & Morrison
-- Overheard by J