Group of 20-somethings chatting:
Woman 1: ...I got a Masters in Education.
Man: Oh. Y'know what you should have gotten? A Masters in Astrophysics. Then you could be a "Master of the Universe."
Woman 2: But with her degree at least she can say "By the Power of Grade School!"
- Ross Island Market
-- Overheard by Dave
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Wow...that's some fine quick-wittedness on the part of Woman 2.
I finished my M.F.A. right around the time the third season Doctor Who finale came out. I wanted to go around telling people "now you can call me Master", but it was too corny so I only made the joke twice.
I know this is old but I literally burst out laughing. Needed that tonight.
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