A mom and her tyke looking for videos:
Mom: Oh, look, they have Lassie! Lassie: Flight of the Cougar.
Kid (a couple minutes later): Can I get this?
Mom: You want to get Lassie? OK, you don't think it'll be too scary, do you?
Kid: No...What the cougar does? Eats Lassie?"
Mom: I hope not!
- Movie Madness
-- Overheard by Jeff