Setting - Chevron
Mission - Buy beer
Clerk: Can I see your ID?
Me: Sure (hand over passport)
Clerk: I'm sorry we don't accept passports identification here, they are too easy to get.
Me: (Stammering) Ummm...a passport is the most secure piece of identification that a civilian in America can have. Why won't you take it?!
Clerk: It's not secure! You can buy them at Walgreens!
Me: Mam, you can only purchase a passport photo at Walgreens, not the actual passport. (Muttered to myself as I left WITHOUT the beer because she wouldn't accept it as ID.)
- Submitted by Lauren