I have my mini dachshund who has the color scheme of a brown cow and is really rare because of this.
Drunk Guy (sounds like an inebriated surfer): Woah! Man! What is that?
Drunk Guy: Is that a dog? What kind of dog is that?
Me: A miniature dachshund.
Drunk Guy: When did they start makin' 'em like that?
- Amnesia Brewing
-- Submitted by DJ