Three street folks walking by the MAX stop, SW 3rd and Morrison:
Guy #1: Man, who ordered this rain?
Guy #2: I did, but I ordered a side of Sun with it!
Guy #1: I'm gonna shave right here (pauses in an office building entryway).
moments later ...
Guy #1: Man, I'm getting shit on!
Gal: By a bird?
Guy #1: No, the rain!
- Overheard by Broadside Johnnie