Scene: Coworker #2 slipped on some mail strewn on the floor. She is hurting and complaining about it.
Coworker #1: You know, there's some frozen peas in the freezer--
Coworker #2: I can't put frozen peas all over my body!
Coworker #1: No, I mean, it's in a bag.
- Overheard by facepalm