Chad 1: Dude, I didn't wake you up last night when I came home did I?
Chad 2: Only a little bit.
Chad 1 takes long drag from Venti Starbucks.
Chad 2: So dude, who was that girl on the couch this morning?
Chad 1: I have no idea.
Chad 2: Nice.
- In line at Zupans
--Overheard by Amie