Dancer from Spyce getting on the MAX at Couch & 5th: I'm tellin' y'all.. I really need to pee! I had 17 drinks & I didn't pay for any of them! I really need to tinkle!
(She then proceeded to bond with a creepy dude in the back. He told her the Carl's Jr. was still open for her to find a bathroom. They got off a stop later, prompting this conversation...
My friend Nikki: She seemed nice -- I hope she finds a bathroom.
Me: I think that's where he took her.
Nikki: *disbelieving stare* That's not where he took her.
Me: ...but I'm sure he'll take her somewhere to pee, first... right?
By the end, the guy in front of us wasn't even hiding that he was staring at us listening to this conversation.
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- Rich (AKA FlexRex) is a writer in Portland. In his day job as President of insideHPC.com, Rich blogs daily about people and technology. When he's not working, Rich enjoys writing fiction such as: The Guardian's End, Ghosts of the Indian Herb, The Three Magi of Katrina, Seven Meals from Chaos, Jigsaw Falling into Place, and Bardo or you can follow him on Twitter
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