Man browsing in the Military History section: So much war, so little time...
- At the Friends of the Library sale
-- Overheard by Daniel
Saturday, October 29, 2011
Monday, October 24, 2011
Bear bottoms
Girl 1: Do you think these would make good bottoms for a bear costume?
Girl 2: Well, they're snakeskin, soooo.....
Girl 1, a few minutes later: Look, I'm a snear!
- Buffalo Exchange, Hawthorne
-- Overheard by Sky Rocketship
Girl 2: Well, they're snakeskin, soooo.....
Girl 1, a few minutes later: Look, I'm a snear!
- Buffalo Exchange, Hawthorne
-- Overheard by Sky Rocketship
Monday, October 10, 2011
Pop Rocks
On the #15 bus, there was one wasted guy who smashed his foot and another guy and a chick.
Guy 1 with the bag of candy: Pop rocks are so good.
Guy 2: - Did you ever get a blow job when the girl had pop rocks in her mouth?
Girl: Oh we should save some for later.
Guy 1: No did you?
Guy 2: No heard it was awesome though.
Guy 1: Here, have the rest.
- Overheard by Sarah
Guy 1 with the bag of candy: Pop rocks are so good.
Guy 2: - Did you ever get a blow job when the girl had pop rocks in her mouth?
Girl: Oh we should save some for later.
Guy 1: No did you?
Guy 2: No heard it was awesome though.
Guy 1: Here, have the rest.
- Overheard by Sarah
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