Girl 1: Do you think these would make good bottoms for a bear costume?
Girl 2: Well, they're snakeskin, soooo.....
Girl 1, a few minutes later: Look, I'm a snear!
- Buffalo Exchange, Hawthorne
-- Overheard by Sky Rocketship
We're all guilty of listening to other people's conversations. Email the good ones to email@example.com