Scabies

Guy to Girlfriend:
"Does this look like scabies to you?"

Random Stranger on bench:
"I don't think you really need to worry about scabies unless you sleep outside all the time."

Guy: "Is scabies like an STD?"

Stranger on bench: "It can be."


- PGE Park Eastbound MAX station, 8:40 AM

-- Overheard by Jen