Two older ladies were looking around, confused, at Trader Joe's on 39th. They approached a guy who worked there:
Lady #1: "Excuse me, where are your nuts?"
TJ's guy: (points to himself) "Where are MY nuts?"
Lady #2: "No, where are THE nuts?"
-- Overheard by Cammie
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1 comment:
I am going to get myself kicked out of the PSU library quiet floor for laughing at this. I would have DIED had I heard it in person. I would have also DIED had I done it ... and I am the type of person who WOULD have actually done something silly like this.
Excuse me sir, where are your nuts?
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