crazy, smelly guy (waiting to go onto a jury selection panel):
...and this one time? I was at Freddy's, and i wrote them this check, and all the ink disappeared off it, invisible ink, you know? And when the ink disappeared off of it, somebody wrote in a new amount and ripped off two grand from my account. Assholes!
Not-crazy guy (wondering why he happened to sit next to crazy guy, searching for something innocuous to say):
...you gotta just keep a sense of humor about stuff like that, you know?
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