Rockford Files

Ed: (boarded and sat down on #1 bus)

Crazy man: Hey Kevin! how are you man? you're been following me around everywhere you crazy ex-con.

Ed: (silence)

Crazy man: I've been playing instruments since I was 9 or 10.

Ed: Wow.

Crazy man: I paid $2000-3000 for a PI. I paid him just like on Rockford Files. Rockford files.

Ed: thats crazy.

Crazy man: rockford files. and you know what! they don't even have PI in this city!

Ed: speechless

- On the #1 bus

--Overheard by Ed