Best beggar's line ever

I was waiting for the bus on 39th and Holgate and a homeless man approached me. After talking to him for awhile he told me that his name was "Tumbleweed". I will never forget this man because when he approached me he said,

"Excuse me sir, can you spare a nickel, a dime, a joint or a roach?"

-Overheard by massivegirlfight, who writes: "I had to give him money."