Man in central library: They have a poster promoting marijuana use on a bulletin board in this library. I told them they'd better rip it down. I told the librarian and she wouldn't take it down. I told her, 'there are people smoking weed in front of your library and blowing the smoke in your face!' They are not against marijuana use at this library, they are FOR it! I told her I'd call the cops... marijuana use is illegal and they don't even care!
His Friend: You can't change the world, man.
Man: I can pray! I can pray that this library closes. I can do that! I'm going to pray that they close this library.
- Overheard by Chris