Girl on cell phone: My cousin always goes to Walmart at 2 am, and she never invites me.
Girl: She invites her mom, because she's her "best friend", but never me. Like, I'm her cousin!
Girl: Yeah, she wakes up at 2 and goes.
Girl: Because that's the best time to go. There's no lines or traffic or anything.
Girl: Yeah. You've never done that?
-- Overheard by Stepanie