Following the Civil War, when Duck fans stormed the field...
Girl: I wouldn't want to be caught in that. Crowds like that are so dangerous.
Guy 1: They're Oregonians for chrissake. What are they going to do, drive slowly in the left lane?
Guy 2: Hot box you?
Guy 3: Force you to compost?
- South Waterfront apartment
-- Overheard by Stefan
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5 comments:
lol, the compost was brilliant!
This is one of the funniest things I've ever read!
the people that drive slow in the left lane are from Washington. worst drivers every, up north.
@Jason I don't think Washington drivers are bad across the board BUT if you're driving in the left lane in Oregon or Washington state and you're behind someone going absurdly slow they're from Washington State.
Guy 4: Pump your own gas for you?
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