Overheard at a red light - the family in the car next to us (mother, father, and son)
Father (Angrily): You have the brains of a grasshopper!
Mother: Oh, look! Daddy promoted you! I usually say he has the brain of a flea.
- Overheard by Sal
We're all guilty of listening to other people's conversations. Email the good ones to firstname.lastname@example.org