Two middle-aged, overweight women are slowly jaywalking across the street. A Hispanic guy in a lowrider is waiting impatiently for them to pass and subsequently bats the Rosary on his rear view mirror in frustration.
Guy #1 drinking at MuuMuu's: Say something religious.
Guy #2 drinking at MuuMuu's: In Jesus' time, them bitches be fucking dead already!
- NW 21st
-- Overheard by Rich