My coworker's voice, floating over the cubicle wall: There's something wrong with the dog's butt. What is that? Is it giving birth? They don't give birth with their butts. What is that? It looks like a duck!
- Overheard by Ealasaid, who writes: "I don't know what she was looking at, and I don't want to know. I gather it was a picture someone had emailed her. Better her than me."