Stoner kid # 1: There are cops going up and down the street by my girlfriend Alicia's apartments all the time.
Stoner kid # 2: Alicia...is she skinny and hot?
Stoner kid # 1: Yeah.
Stoner kid # 2: I think I made out with her in middle school.
Stoner kid # 1: Prolly..she makes out with everyone.
Stoner kid # 2: (pause) Isn't she retarded?
Stoner kid # 1: No, she just talks funny.
Stoner kid # 2: (long pause) She was retarded in middle school.
- Overheard by Amy
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