Guy: I’m not too into Chinese food. All the tastes kind of blend together to give you that one “food” taste.
Woman: Yeah, I know what you mean. They have three sauces: the red one, the brown one, and the whitish creamy one.
- In a local bureaucracy. [So much for 5,000 years of culture and dozens of Chinese ethnicities...]
-- Overheard by Lex, who writes: "And, yeah, I know: miso soup is Japanese."