Two kids @ bus stop talking about their dealer's pit bull:
Kid 1: If I were James, I'd get a wild monkey from Africa to protect my grow...that would be a lot more dangerous than that pit bull.
Kid 2: Yeah, a wild monkey could tear a person apart.
Kid 1: Or maybe a Silverback Gorilla (!)
Kid 2: Well, that would be hard to get 'cause they're endangered.
- Overheard by Amy