Bartender: Did you buy a new car yet?
Cook: No I had to buy tickets to Phish, and they set me back $400.
Bartender: You paid $400 to fish? Where do you fish at?
Cook: No, Phish the band.
- At Blitz Ladd's
-- Overheard by C
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