Older gal at bar: "Hey, what are you doing here?"
Guy (walking in): "Umm...Do I know you?"
Older gal at bar: "I'm sorry. You look just like my son with that blond hair of yours. It just didn't add up."
Guy: "It's easy--if he was here, there'd be three of us in here drinking before noon."
- Cactus Jacks
-- Submitted by Rich
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- Rich (AKA FlexRex) is a writer in Portland. In his day job as President of insideHPC.com, Rich blogs daily about people and technology. When he's not working, Rich enjoys writing fiction such as: The Guardian's End, Ghosts of the Indian Herb, The Three Magi of Katrina, Seven Meals from Chaos, Jigsaw Falling into Place, and Bardo or you can follow him on Twitter
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