Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Probably works at the Heathman

Guy (wearing a crown and robe): Portland has really gone to shit.
Girl: Oh really?
Guy: Yeah, it's gotten so weird that the UFO's don't even land here any more.

- Downtown bus stop

-- Submitted by Daryle

2 comments:

miss gliss said...

these are so funny! i'm kind of glad i live in my portland, though... kidding.

Anonymous said...

Well, they don't need to keep landing someplace once they've got a good sized colony established.