Waitress: "I'm zoning; I need some caffeine."
Bartender: "RC doesn't have caffeine."
Waitress: "What? I mean, it's cola. Well, at least it's got sugar, right?"
Batender: "Nope. Corn Syrup."
Waitress: "Christ!"
- New Old Lompoc
-- Submitted by Rich
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