Monday, July 30, 2007

Pottymouth

Little girl in a stroller about 2 1/2, speaking to caretaker:
"Shut the fuck up."

Caretaker (laughing a bit):
"Hey. I love you"

Little girl:
"Shut the fuck up, shut the FUCK up, shut the FUCK up." (laughing)

Caretaker (to horrified passengers):
"Oh, ha ha she learned that in daycare. We just ignore it. "

Little girl (leaning over in stroller and spitting several times on the floor):
"Shut the FUCK up. Shut the FUCK up, Shut the FUCK up". (Spits on the floor a few more times before continuing her mantra.)

Caretaker: (Calling the father of this child on her cell phone):
"Yeah, she's saying shut the "F" up, you know, in that cute little voice of hers."

- Eastbound MAX on way home from work 7/25/07

-- Overheard by Dyana, who writes:
(At this point, I am waiting for the girl's head to rotate 360, and for her to puke pea soup.)

4 comments:

Wacky Mommy said...

OMG! That is sooooooo cute! Jesus. H. Christ.

Anonymous said...

Burn baby burn!

Anonymous said...

As a parent I find this horrifying...but as a human being I find this FUCKING hysterical!

Melissa said...

well, they probably weren't doing the right thing to get the kid to stop swearing (substituting something else similar sounding would work better with a kid this young, and would have the side benefit of the kid reintroducing whatever it was into the daycare). Something like "put the bananas up," or anything with a nice punch to it. I am sure the kid was not interested in shocking anyone, just liked the rhythm of the words.