Saturday, May 24, 2008

Coochie Court

Female shoplifting defendant: I'm just saying I didn't have a vagina full of jewelry in 2005.

- In Court

-- Overheard by Woof

1 comment:

AnnieC said...

I'm a registered nurse, and about 9 years ago I had a female patient with a broken leg. She hid in a store and waited until they closed, robbed it, then had to break out. Of course, she set off the alarm system. She had jumped out a window and landed in a Dumpster. Anyway, she had stuffed a bunch of jewelry up her vagina. I always wondered what the store did with it - clean if off and sell it?