Female shoplifting defendant: I'm just saying I didn't have a vagina full of jewelry in 2005.
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I'm a registered nurse, and about 9 years ago I had a female patient with a broken leg. She hid in a store and waited until they closed, robbed it, then had to break out. Of course, she set off the alarm system. She had jumped out a window and landed in a Dumpster. Anyway, she had stuffed a bunch of jewelry up her vagina. I always wondered what the store did with it - clean if off and sell it?
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