Two boys, probably 5th or 6th graders, talking as they kicked a ball around after school:
Boy 1: She's my girlfriend, not my wife.
Boy 2: Are you going to marry her?
Boy 1: No, but I could.
Boy 2: No way.
Boy 1: Yeah, all you have to do is buy a diamond ring. Or really, any kind of ring.
- Laurelhurst elementary
-- Overheard by Amy